ABDC - Episode One

Season TWO. Episode ONE.

This week America's Best Dance Crew started out strong with a routine by SoReal Crew.



Lil' Mama had a lil' trouble with one of crew member's names, though, referring to her as "Alien".




Sure, I can understand the difficulty in remembering the name Eileen...but making the jump to ALIEN?

Speaking of lil' M, I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, I really do, but the woman clearly relies on the other's opinions as a jumping off point. I get the most entertainment when she is called on first. Such as this moment when judging Xtreme:



Mama likey!!........until Shane said a ten year old could dance better.



Ooooooh crap....
If you listen closely you can hear the exact moment lil' Mama changes her opinion to agree with Shane in a faint off screen "it's true".

*one moment*
I haven't yet commented on the wonderful host of the show! Mario Lopez!



I'm sorry. Wrong photo.



There we go... Zach would be proud. Is the next song a MASTER MIX?

This week, JC's two blond statuesque "hot girls" were replaced with two dark haired statuesque "hot girls" and we all very much appreciate the variety.



Back to the dance crews.
I want to give a shout out to the home team who did well this week.


BOOGIE BOTS

with hard core fans in tow.



Hey crazed fan in the front row, I heart DC too! Sup.

Super Cr3w got the most praise and I have to admit they were my favorite, as well, this week. Not only was the song choice great, but the small details were wonderful. For instance, this little move where they pulled their pants legs up (to the beat) to reveal their red socks - LOVE.



This season's first elimination was between Fanny Pak and Distorted X.

Back to lil' Mama for one quick second because at this point in the show she actually piped up while Shane was speaking to stick up for Fanny Pak. YOU GO LIL M! And with good reason, too. Just look at this exorcist jonks!



Shane then beat the crap out of her for disobeying him.



Sadly, Distorted X was voted off. The tragic love story of Shane and distorted pretty girl has unfortunately come to an end. Personally, I think they were forced apart and thus the voting was fixed. Just look at how she is calling to him from the confinement of her crew!


"SHANE!"

t breaks my heart...

Good news, though! One of the members of Distorted X will be coming back next week as an ACTUAL fanny pack in the group Fanny Pak!



Overall, great first episode. I am looking forward to seeing where the season takes us. In the words of the great Shane Sparks - "I see potential".