Saturday, July 26, 2008

Favorite Spam Subject Lines

Found these in my work email's junk box:

Bodyguards Positioned Outside Jolies Vagina

Paris Hilton Tosses Dwarf On The Street

Shocking Video Shows Spongebob And Gay Sex!

Britney Spears To Undergo Sex Change, Enter Politics

Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

...apparently she's no longer denying it.

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