Episode Two.
I started this whole posting about America's Best Dance Crew with the intent of making fun of a lot of things...but it is not easy to do that when SUPER CR3W is so damn wonderful! As you are reading this I am texting 1 to the number 2214 even though nothing is live right now and no one is taking votes. I'm just doing it.
but I digress.
Who let the serial killer on the show?
Doesn't Mtv do criminal background checks?
I am happy to see that lil' Mama is receiving my hate mail and starting to deliver crits with a little more personal views.
In this episode she told A.S.S.I.D. that because they are so passionate and since the beat was so smooth that they didn't take the time out to ROT IT. Her advice is to meditate your body.
Pleaes, A.S.S.I.D., take this crucial advice from a woman who ROTS IT when she coordinates her nail polish with her duck bill.
HI LADIES.
After Sass Times Seven preformed an identical routine to a Britney Spears video and after I jammed a fork in my eye, JC told them that tonight they finally "showed up" for the first time...only to be kicked off the show after the commercial break was over.
It was really sad. And by sad I mean FINALLY.
Rumor has it that the two blonds will be JC's background hot girls in episode 7.
Episode Three.
Lil Mama has gone off her meds.
Who knew once she started speaking for herself that evil words of pure hate would come out? I didn't! Please go back to the time when you were paraphrasing Shane and I was not crying in the fetal position.
That's it. Super Cr3w is my favorite. Is it possible to develop a crush because of a flair? Well I just did.
Two things:
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS and WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
I have to admit I was glad the blonds made another appearance in the JC gallery of hot background chicks. Honestly, they're just easier to see.
Another thing that is funny to me is that these kids will get out there and do something so COOL and then when they're asked to stand in front of the camera and smile for 2 seconds they do this.
I'm just sayin.
This week the crews had to visually display the title of their song. They all did a great job. One of my favorites was Fanny Pack being Toy Soldiers.
The elimination dance off this week was between Xtreme Dance Force and Phresh Select.
Nonononono nooo nono NO pull them back up PULLTHEMBACKUP!no nooo nonononNOnono!
Phresh Selected LOVE.
I knew Phresh Select would win this one so I wasn't sweatin' it. During the pause after Mario said "and the crew that will be here another week is....." I found time to balance my checkbook and get an oil change.
I returned home just in time to see Xtreme Dance Force say their goodbyes.
In this photo serial killer dude is imagining Mario's foot in a jar in his refriderator...
Until next week...Happy Fourth of July to you, to America, and to their best dance crews.
and you too, JC.
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